Ode to the f-bomb, which, like exclamation points, is best reserved for emphasis.

Fuck bought a motorcycle when he turned forty.
He is quite confident that he is not like that old fuck, his father.

Fuck is in eighth grade.
She changes into her skimpy shorts and mall brand T-shirt after her mom leaves for work.

Fuck doesn’t usually speak this way,
But fuck is really upset.

Fuck drives an SUV.
She is so much less domesticated than those fucks in mini-vans.

Fuck lives in a development.
Fuck thinks drinking beer and smoking a joint makes him different than the fucks next door.

Fuck is a hipster.
And the other fucks sold out.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s